Well how would like it if you lived in a place called Plughole, no! no! do not laugh, this is for real. There are a nation of small people, Plugolites, they live in the back and beyond of the Plughole.
I can feel you do not believe me! So I will ask you to perform a simple experiment to proove it is true.
Go into your bathroom, half fill the sink with cold water, pull out the plug and listen.
Who is making that gurgling sound? No it is not trapped air, It is the Plugolites, they are frantically sounding their Gurgle Alarms everytime water is flushed down the waste pipes into Plughole. It is a most annoying time as their Gurgle Alarms are sounded, they have to run for cover, gathering all their belongings as the waters come gushing through.
For the Pluolites the evenings are the most rested of times, things settle down, but the morning is one scramble after another, in some house an endless session of waste pipe discharges. Then the later morning into the afternoon, washing machines sending dirty foaming water , it is at this time the Plugolites move away from kitchen waste pipes to the bathroom areas for a more restful day.
It is with urgency I ask you to consider the plight of the Plugolites everytime you flush away your waste water.
When you hear the gurgle sound call out loudly, 'I do appologies.' it makes them feel apprieciated and loved.
At the same time sing this song,
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Down the plughole
down you go
Oh I'm sorry
I appologies
down the plughole
live my friends
hope the water
dont make you wet.
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